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Dear Lucy,
I think I've found the secret of life. Patience. I swear I've spent my entire life waiting for something. A job, marriage, the house, you, dinner, the laundry, the PHONE REPAIR MAN! I swear if this guy doesn't show up soon I'm going to flip a brick.

Last night I woke up 3 times. The first time around 1:30/2 to the most horrific squealing. Some puppy decided s/he wanted to climb the stairs. Quit 1/2 way up and then was too scared to go back down. Then I got up to let the dogs pee, and then I got up to bring out the garbage. I HATE that I'm pretty much the first house of the day. It says on the recycling to have it out by 8, but the truck is gone by 7:30....grrrrr.

You reminded me today why humans need sleep. It's because right when we wake up, 9 times out of 10 we forget everything about the night/day before and feel 100% ready to take on the day. For about 10 minutes. Then all hell breaks loose. I try to keep you on your own blanket at night. In bed with mom, but laying on a separate little liner. You seem to be some sort of super gymnast, though, and always end up your head almost in the bars of the headboard, and your body perpendicular to me....completely off the mark. This would be alright, except there's always the odd time you decide it will be a-ok to let one go and shart all over the place. This is why I refuse to let you wear cloth to bed. You are a menace, ready to explode at the drop of a hat.

I'm considering strapping you down. Is that illegal?

In other news, I've gotten two more serious puppy buyers. Of course that would mean that all 3 of my favourites would be gone :) But then, it's not like we could have kept them anyways. I've also gotten a couple emails in regards to looking at them, so I guess we'll just have to see what happens! I pray they go quickly so I don't get tooo attached to them.

So, this was more a letter of boredom as opposed to a letter of interest :P Perhaps I should be paying more attention to you shoving dental floss in your mouth.....but then again...it's a good habit to get into....

<3 Mum